30-08-2006, 07:12 PM
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari . It is also the most expensive car in the world, and It
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?!
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
nice car, all right . but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the
old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer He slows down to see what it
could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250
mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the
Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the moped at 275 mph, OOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds
later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly,
the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook ........ my braces......... from
your .......side view...........mirror.
:biker: :tequila:
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?!
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
nice car, all right . but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the
old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer He slows down to see what it
could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250
mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the
Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the moped at 275 mph, OOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds
later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly,
the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook ........ my braces......... from
your .......side view...........mirror.
:biker: :tequila: