British women are the best

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their


new wives duties.


Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his


wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed


to be done at their home. He said that it took a couple days but on the


third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed


and put away.


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Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given


his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the


cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but


the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the


dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


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The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her


that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn


mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said


the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see


anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he


could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to


eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.


God Bless British Women