12-06-2006, 02:36 PM
Cheffie Wrote:give out free pearl necklaces.. (of course if the right lady came along this could be ammended :woof: )
Edible paper - it makes for compulsive reading and you don't get the munchies. Ever.
Or simply some of the local labrador puppy toilet version - having something soft and cuddly to hold first thing in the morning, along with insightful reading can just make your day. Besides if you don't like the chapter then you can literally wipe your rear end with it..
Did you not know that it's a big NO-NO to give pearls to a loved one ???? :duh:
:yikes:
THIS idea sounds quite marketable ......... you can even ask to be paid in kind - think Double Chocolate Magnum's ......... :rofl: