24-05-2006, 01:03 PM
Van Der Merwe (Van) wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant Koos and tells him
"Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients ".
"Yes, Van........." answers Koos .
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks :
"So Koos, how was your day?". Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients .
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL .
"Lekker Koos, and the second one?" asks Van.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr." says Koos .
"Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks Van .
" Jeeee, I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts :
HELP ME ! For 5 years I have not seen any man !!!!! "
"And what did you do Koos ... " asks Van "I put eye drops in her eyes !!!!"
"Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients ".
"Yes, Van........." answers Koos .
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks :
"So Koos, how was your day?". Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients .
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL .
"Lekker Koos, and the second one?" asks Van.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr." says Koos .
"Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks Van .
" Jeeee, I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts :
HELP ME ! For 5 years I have not seen any man !!!!! "
"And what did you do Koos ... " asks Van "I put eye drops in her eyes !!!!"