26-05-2008, 07:01 PM
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he asks: "Are you the dancer they sent to the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table? Where my buddies watched while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looked into his eyes and calmly answered, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he asks: "Are you the dancer they sent to the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table? Where my buddies watched while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looked into his eyes and calmly answered, "No, I'm your son's teacher."