The Traffic Cop (Oom Rob maybe.....)

[Joan]

Cop pulls over a a Souf Efriken mini taxi.

Cop says: "License please."

Taxi driver says: "What for?"

Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."

Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"

Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License please!"

Taxi driver: "Heish ... if you can show me the difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket, if not
you let me go and no ticket."

Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."

The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his
truncheon and starts beating the daylight out of the taxi driver and
says:

"you want me to stop or just slow down?"




EEEEISH, THE COP HE EXPLAINS VERY CLEARLY!

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

[Oom Rob]

We weren't as bad as that in our day, were we?? :innocent: :innocent: :babyroll: :babyroll:

Thanks for the laugh Joan :thx:

[I could tell you all some genune stories about things I have seen and heard new trainee Traffic cops do and say (many was the time new TC's were assigned to you for a couple of weeks so that we could teach them on job training. You had to be there to believe it on some occasions.]

[rugbyfairy]

hahahahha