17-11-2006, 09:42 PM
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door of the cafeteria
Barium: What you do with dead patients
Caesarean Section: A suburb in Rome
Cat scan: A search for kitty
D&C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live longer
Enema: Not your friend
Genital: Not a Jew
Impotent: Distnguished and well known
Medical staff: Doctor's walking stick
Morbid: Higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Pelvis: A friend of Elvis
Post-operative: A letter courier
Seizure: A Roman emperor
Terminal illness: Falling ill at the airport
Tumour: Another couple
Urine: The opposite of "you're out"