19-03-2008, 01:36 AM
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Words are windows to the heart.
3. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
4. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
5. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
6. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
7. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.
8. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
9. Some marriages are made in heaven but they all have to be maintained on earth...
10. A skeptic is a person who, when seeing the hand-writing on the wall, will claim it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.
13. Unless you can create the entire universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea.
14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
15. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
16. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
17. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
18. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
19. The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
20. The one who kneels before the Lord can stand up to anything.
2. Words are windows to the heart.
3. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
4. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
5. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
6. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
7. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.
8. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
9. Some marriages are made in heaven but they all have to be maintained on earth...
10. A skeptic is a person who, when seeing the hand-writing on the wall, will claim it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.
13. Unless you can create the entire universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea.
14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
15. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
16. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
17. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
18. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
19. The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
20. The one who kneels before the Lord can stand up to anything.