20-06-2006, 09:58 AM
>>After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
>>doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
>>standing on the curb.
>>
>>"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
> your
>>seat so we can leave?"
>>
>>"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
>>at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
>>
>>"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
>>something should happen?" continues the driver, wishing he'd never
> gone
>>to work that morning.
>>
>>"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
>>
>>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
>>the wheel.
>>
>>The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
> airport,
>>the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
>>
>>"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
>>Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
>>
>>"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my licence," moans the driver.
>>
>>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the Police approach,
>>but the policeman takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle,
>>and get on the radio.
>>
>>"I need to talk to the Chief Inspector," he says to the dispatcher.
>>
>>The Chief Inspector gets on the radio and the policeman tells him that
>>he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
>>
>>"So arrest him," says the Chief.
>>
>>"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the PC.
>>
>>The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
>>
>>"No, I mean really important," said the PC.
>>
>>The Chief then asked, "Who've you got there, the Mayor?"
>>
>>PC: "Bigger."
>>
>>Chief: "MP?"
>>
>>PC: "Bigger."
>>
>>"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>>
>>PC: "I think it must be God!"
>>
>>Chief: "What makes you think it's God?
>>
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>>PC: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"
>>doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
>>standing on the curb.
>>
>>"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
> your
>>seat so we can leave?"
>>
>>"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
>>at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
>>
>>"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
>>something should happen?" continues the driver, wishing he'd never
> gone
>>to work that morning.
>>
>>"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
>>
>>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
>>the wheel.
>>
>>The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
> airport,
>>the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
>>
>>"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
>>Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
>>
>>"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my licence," moans the driver.
>>
>>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the Police approach,
>>but the policeman takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle,
>>and get on the radio.
>>
>>"I need to talk to the Chief Inspector," he says to the dispatcher.
>>
>>The Chief Inspector gets on the radio and the policeman tells him that
>>he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
>>
>>"So arrest him," says the Chief.
>>
>>"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the PC.
>>
>>The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
>>
>>"No, I mean really important," said the PC.
>>
>>The Chief then asked, "Who've you got there, the Mayor?"
>>
>>PC: "Bigger."
>>
>>Chief: "MP?"
>>
>>PC: "Bigger."
>>
>>"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>>
>>PC: "I think it must be God!"
>>
>>Chief: "What makes you think it's God?
>>
>>
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>>PC: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"