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[oe-la-la]

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF :worthy:

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER :innocent:

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT affer:

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN :cluck:

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN