the cupboard

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> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in
the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
>
> She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy
is in there already.
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a football."
> Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - " I'll tell me Dad."
> Man - "OK, how much?"

> Boy - "£250"
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have football boots."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> Boy - "£750"
> Man - "Sold."
>
> A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
>
> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> Boy -"£1,000."
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess."
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that again. You're in my cupboard
now!
>