20-05-2006, 04:50 AM
> Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they
> collide.
>
> The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
> wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
>
> The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
>
> The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife
> look like"?
>
> The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue
> eyes, big breasts and is wearing short shorts and a tank top. What does
> your wife look like"?
>
> The first guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
> collide.
>
> The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
> wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
>
> The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
>
> The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife
> look like"?
>
> The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue
> eyes, big breasts and is wearing short shorts and a tank top. What does
> your wife look like"?
>
> The first guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."