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There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert
for weeks and
they're at death's door.
As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an
oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze,
a tree off in
the distance.
As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped
with rasher upon
rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life
giving juicy
nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke "Ees a bacon tree!!!
We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead
and runs up to the
tree salivating at the prospect of food.
But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's
the sound of
machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across
to the dying
Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo,
run!!
Ees not a Bacon Tree!"














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"Ees... a.... Ham bush"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaag no man
:haha:


i simply love silly jokes like this