11-11-2006, 05:07 PM
Coming Home Drunk
Who says nice guys finish last...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at
a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing
he sees is a couple
of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on
the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping
- Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...what happened last
night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your
mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and
got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me
alone, b@#ch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless
Who says nice guys finish last...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at
a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing
he sees is a couple
of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on
the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping
- Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...what happened last
night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your
mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and
got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me
alone, b@#ch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless