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I am really interested in all sayings that you get, you never know when you might need them. I keep a book on all of them, it is like a hobby you could say.

Help me out by everytime you hear a new saying posting it here and then we have a reverence page to come and look at...........

for example.........



[SIZE="5"]Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they are not there the first time, chances are you wont need them again.[/SIZE]
you get the picture

Can we Keep them clean though please.

[SIZE="5"][SIZE="6"]Morning people should be forced to milk cows![/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"]Nothing to add to it really. I'm not a morning person..[/SIZE]

seasider Wrote:A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

sounds like a variation on the "fish without a bicycle" line.

My favourite at the moment is

If a man is alone in the middle of the forest and he says something....


is he still wrong?:mmm:


:haha:

dudette Wrote:My favourite at the moment is

If a man is alone in the middle of the forest and he says something....


is he still wrong?:mmm:


:haha:

I love that one! :haha:

[SIZE="1"]My answer would be YES! [/SIZE]:innocent:

I used to have a book with these written down too. I don't know what happened to it but will try to remember some. :mmm:

:jester: On our factory notice board

[SIZE="5"]If idiots were aeroplanes this place would be Heathrow[/SIZE]

and in times of strife.......

Never an ill wind doesn't blow somebody some good

This is a quote from Jerry Hall:

A woman needs to be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the sitting room & a :blowkiss: in the bedroom.

Venus Wrote:This is a quote from Jerry Hall:

A woman needs to be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the sitting room & a :blowkiss: in the bedroom.

You make it sound like its asking a lot.. :woof:

Cheffie Wrote:You make it sound like its asking a lot.. :woof:

Thankfully some of it's fun!


My Dad has many sayings of his own, this is one of my favourites: