Wishing you a very Happy Birthday and do hope you have an enjoyable day.

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It is winter there and here it is summer. :jive:

Paid 3 Dinar for this 15 kg baby. (R15.00)

Half is finished already :cloud9:

This is to wish you a very Happy Birthday.

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Looks like I have the honours as nobody else wet the bed last night :cloud9:

So other than wishing you a great day, on this day Tuesday 06-06-06 here is a lekker joke vannie crime - ridden Cape. :jive:

The devil goes to Cape Town, meets Gatiep and asks: "Do you know who I am?"
Gatiep replies: " Nei man. Djy's nie vannie kaap nie, give me a hint."
The devil says : "I'm the prince of darkness."

Gatiep exclaims: "Ooh, djy's 'n bigshot by Eskom!"

As you might have read I am involved in Africa Week. We are actually concentrating on Uganda but also including other aspects of Africa. The reason we have chose Uganda is that we are currently building links with a school there.

As a finale to the week, I have offered to try and create some traditional "african food" for the staff. Don't worry I am not going to forget South Africa but thought it must be interesting to do something from other parts of Africa.

Please can I once again have some idea's on what kind of food they eat.

I am really clueless. :mmm:

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him."

:yikes:

A friend of our family did this... but not to the south. he told his folks that he was going away for the weekend and then they get a phonecall from him in UK where he was arrested and put into Wormwood scrubs. This is 5 years ago now and he had 14 kgs of dagga on him. He didnt know what he was carrying at the time, but knew he was getting paid well for it. I think he spent a year or 2 there and then was released and came home.

He was someone who had a good job and great prospects and was in his 30's so should have known better.. all that ruined over one mistake. Silly boy!

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Have a great day

Have a great day and many more

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:am: Goodmorning folks!

Hope this week will be good for ye all - have a great one