Does anyone know of another tel number for SA House. I have tried calling them this morning and hung on for 30mins to no avail. :curse:

The number I have been calling on is: Tel: 02079258900/01/10

Otherwise does anyone know how much it costs now to renew your SA Passport. It was £13 until March 2006 but I would assume it has now gone up. And also would I need to take in certified copies of my ID book? Says something to that effect on the website but am not sure if I have to.

Would be ever so grateful if someone could help :beg:

:thx:

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

:bday3:

Here's an online game a bit like Sokoban if you have a few hours to kill while online.

I am stuck on Advanced Training 1 :mad: ao any help would be appreciated. :haha:

or the SA Times if need be

http://www.satimes.co.uk/index.php?optio...4&Itemid=2

Congrats Cheffie

Good mornings one and all

Almost home time for me at long last.

Hope that you all have a great day :thumbs:

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

:bday3:

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

:bday2:

The best excuse for having an affair!

The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.

"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!"

The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."

"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep."

"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight. When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so I threw them away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.

After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she turned around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks, she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"

I am in the UK for about 8 hours on Friday and am in urgent need for a Speed trap device that will warn me for radar etc ..

I have 1150 km to do in 8 hours on Saturday morning and my licence also expired ... so ... I wanna know where those cops are between Cape Town and the Kalahari.

Help seblief oke's.

Any names and place to buy them ? They are banned in SA by the way.

Cheers,

:fb:

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.


The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w"with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

:luck: