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British women are the best - 330kitten - 28-03-2006
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
to be done at their home. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
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Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
God Bless British Women