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The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - oe-la-la - 11-04-2006
Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Window - What you shut when it's cold
Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte - What mosquitoes do
Bit - What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do
Chip - A bar snack
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What spiders make
Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)
Cursor - The old bloke what swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go
Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go
Upgrade - A steep hill
Server - The person at the pub what brings out the lunch
Mail Server - The bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch
User - The neighbour what keeps borrowing things
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
Online - When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up
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The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - Ade - 11-04-2006
:crylol: :rofl: :p :haha: :trek:
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - bee_dc - 11-04-2006
Thats Brilljant broe
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - Strawbs - 11-04-2006
affer: fab!!!
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - oe-la-la - 11-04-2006
bee_dc Wrote:Thats Brilljant broe
I'm no broe :rofl:
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - Oom Rob - 12-04-2006
Just how I used to think before I got involved in computers :crylol: :crylol:
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - Joan - 12-04-2006
Very funny OLL!
:crylol:
The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa - Ameniatha - 12-04-2006
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Love them...