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Make a Sentence - 330kitten - 02-06-2006
Pick the month you were born:
>
> January--I kicked
> February--I loved
> March--I smoked
> April--I dry humped
> May--I choked on
> June--I murdered
> July--I did the macarena with
> August--I had lunch with
> September--I danced with
> October--I sang to
> November--I yelled at
> December--I ran over
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a mexican
> 6-------a gangter
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------myself
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------chuck norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a permanent marker
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------because im cool like that
> Black------- because thats how i roll.
> Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because Im cool.
> Gray--------Because i was drunk
> Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange----Because i hate my family.
> Brown-----Because i was high.
> Other-------Because i'm a ninja.
> none------Because i cant control myself
NOW
Make a Sentence - 330kitten - 02-06-2006
I Kicked My Sister Because Im Sexy And I Do What I Want
Make a Sentence - penelope - 02-06-2006
I did the macarena with my cell phone Because i'm a ninja.
Make a Sentence - Strawbs - 02-06-2006
I did the macarena with a squirrel :crylol: because thats how I roll..
:jive:
Make a Sentence - Icecub - 02-06-2006
I loved a gangster because that's how i roll...... :mmm: :crylol: :crylol: :crylol:
Make a Sentence - Jangar - 02-06-2006
I smoked Edmonsta cause that's how I roll it :jester: :haha:
Venus murdered her best friends boyfriend because I don't which colour shirt she wearing :haha: :jester: