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The pregnant lady - mcamp999 - 20-06-2006
>> >> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
>>man
>> >> opposite
>> >>
>> >> her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>>This
>> > time
>> >> the
>> >>
>> >> smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
>>more
>> >> amused.
>> >>
>> >> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
>>complained
>> >> to
>> >
>> >> the
>> >>
>> >> driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court.
>>The
>> > judge
>> >>
>> >> asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
>>himself.
>> >> The
>> >
>> >> man
>> >>
>> >> replied, Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got
>>on the
>> >> bus, I
>> >>
>> >> couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
>>sign
>> > that
>> >>
>> >> said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then
>>she
>> >> moved
>> >
>> >> and
>> >>
>> >> sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
>> > swelling",
>> >>
>> >> and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant
>>sign
>> > that
>> >>
>> >> said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
>>contain
>> >>
>> >> myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and
>>sat
>> >> under
>> > a
>> >>
>> >> sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
>> > Accident"...I
>> >>
>> >> just lost it.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> " CASE DISMISSED!!"
The pregnant lady - 330kitten - 20-06-2006
:crylol: :crylol: Brilliant :crylol: :crylol: