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simon - mcamp999 - 17-10-2006
> A young man walks onto the stage of 'Stars in their Eyes' (a UK
> TV programme), on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his
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> Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon.
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> It's very brave of you to come here, says Matthew. Please tell
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> 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my
> uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was
> killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours
> before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12
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> That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they
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> No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that
> my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the
> advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his
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> As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having
> physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the
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> A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.
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> Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight,
> who are you going to be?
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> 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'
simon - Pronkertjie - 17-10-2006
:haha: Clever!
simon - sooibrand - 17-10-2006
hahahahahah
simon - TheDuck - 17-10-2006
dang this is so stupid that I love it
:crylol:
simon - John01 - 18-10-2006
Good thing his vocal cords were not damaged or he would have had to sing Sounds of Silence.