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Inner peace - oe-la-la - 16-01-2007

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a
pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the
res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. :jive: