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Sick leave - oe-la-la - 02-03-2007
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to
take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off. A few
minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you
doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for
a couple of days'. I jumped down and walked out of the office. When
my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And
where do you think you're going?' ...............
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark! ok: