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beer - mcamp999 - 09-05-2007
RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO SCARE BEER DRINKERS . . .
(DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!)
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
beer - iceman - 09-05-2007
:crylol:
beer - sooibrand - 09-05-2007
so true - why do men carry on drinking it then???
beer - TheDuck - 09-05-2007
so they can keep in touch with their feminine side?
beer - oe-la-la - 09-05-2007
:crylol: :mmm:
beer - Pronkertjie - 09-05-2007
[COLOR="Purple"]Ah haa.... now we know why there are so many sissies!
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beer - Pronkertjie - 10-05-2007
seasider Wrote:only ladies could turn this into an attack on manliness.
[COLOR="Purple"]Phew.... glad you call us ladies....
I apologize..... not meant to attack.... just trying to be witty..... :jive:
[SIZE="1"]eish....these beer drinkers can't even take a joke...... sissie!
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beer - Venus - 10-05-2007
Pronkertjie Wrote:[COLOR="Purple"]
[SIZE="1"]eish....these beer drinkers can't even take a joke...... sissie!
:jive:
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Yes, he's becoming overly emotional! :p
beer - Pronkertjie - 10-05-2007
Venus Wrote:Yes, he's becoming overly emotional! :p
[COLOR="Purple"]Yup.... how old is he? Must be going into his menopause now.....
:innocent:
:jive:[/COLOR]
beer - Cheffie - 10-05-2007
Will Venus and Blom please use the scroll bar and re-read number 4 :thumbs:
For those of you with learning difficulty.. I have listed it below in reference to the above mentioned posters.. :innocent:
[SIZE="1"]4) Talked excessively without making sense. [/SIZE]
:o