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For mens eyes only - mcamp999 - 13-05-2007
> > 9 words women use
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> > 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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> > 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> > Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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> > 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
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> > 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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> > 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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> > 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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> > 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
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> > 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ______!
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> > 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3.
For mens eyes only - Venus - 13-05-2007
Very wise words & TRUE! :thumbs: