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Having a braai - mcamp999 - 11-07-2007
>Hello, is this the South African Police?"
>
>"E-Yes. What you want?"
>
>"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van Der Merwe! He is hiding
>dagga inside his firewood."
>
>"Eee-Yes...Thank you for your co-operashun and informashun in combating
>crime and violence, in our society suh"
>
>The next day, the SAP descends on Hendrik's house.
>
>They search the braai lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
>
>Chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear
>at Hendrik and leave.
>
>The phone rings at Hendrik's house.
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>"Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?"
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>"Ja!"
>
>"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
>
>"...Ja...."
>
>"Happy Birthday Boet!"
Having a braai - Jangar - 11-07-2007
:rofl: Ja Swaer .....
Having a braai - sooibrand - 13-07-2007
hahahahahahahhahahaha