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Mugabe - mcamp999 - 02-02-2009
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.. The undertaker
tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for
US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just
US$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped
home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough
diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough
generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.. We just can't take that
chance.'