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Dont drink the water - mcamp999 - 02-04-2009
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember : Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk ***, than to drink water and be full of ***.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing this as a public service.