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The Lie Clock - Hagar - 12-05-2009
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man. "Zuma's clock is in the main
office. They using it as a fan." :mmm:
The Lie Clock - TheDuck - 12-05-2009
all of the jokes should be associated to Zuma now however that clock could have been linked to Bill Clinton previously
:jive: