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Donkey trafficking - Newsroom - 13-03-2013 Donkey trafficking: An explanation of how banking works Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. But the next day he drove up and said: “Sorry son, but I have some bad news – the donkey’s died.” Paddy replied: “Well then just give me my money back.” The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.” Paddy said: “OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.” The farmer asked: “What are you going to do with him?” Paddy replied: “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said: “You can’t raffle a dead donkey!” Paddy said: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked: “What happened with that dead donkey?” Paddy answered: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at €2 each and made a profit of €898.” Astonished, the farmer asked: “Didn’t anyone complain?” Paddy said: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his €2 back.” Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland.