16-06-2007, 10:26 AM
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like
the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA Hell as
well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all
similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the South African Hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?" He is told: first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The South African
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
"But that is
exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people
waiting to get in?" he asks. "Because Eskom is struggling and is
powerless, there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does
not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of that, the South African devil is
a government employee,he wont come to work till he gets his 12%
increase, which of cause will never happen! :o
hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like
the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA Hell as
well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all
similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the South African Hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?" He is told: first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The South African
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
"But that is
exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people
waiting to get in?" he asks. "Because Eskom is struggling and is
powerless, there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does
not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of that, the South African devil is
a government employee,he wont come to work till he gets his 12%
increase, which of cause will never happen! :o