When I'm an old lady......

[lols]

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
>And bring so much happiness... just as they did.
>I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
>Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
>And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
>I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
>I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
>I'll get into things like sugar and bleach,
>Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
>And when that is done I'll hide under the bed!
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
>I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
>I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
>And when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able!
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
>I'll cross both my eyes just to see if they stick.
>I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
>And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
>I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
>My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
>And say with a groan. "She's so sweet, when she's sleeping!"
>(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
>
>~ Author Unknown ~

[sue w]

Hmmmmmmm so true lols, just last night I was having another one of my rants with my son, telling him I am going to rejoice when he moves out....then I'm going to come to his house and jump all over and trash all his nice new furniture. :p

[Jangar]

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