a Knight by another name

[Ray]

Easy drive from here , to Reims ;
and there you can pick up cases of best-est Brut and Rose Brut , all along the famous Route de Champagne , from 10 and 12 Euros a bottle , i.e. 7-8 squids in your current country's currency !
( Best of all : Brits' customs can't even tax you on it anymore , since it's all for your own consumption .)