18-12-2005, 12:29 PM
And another full moon passes with another bunch of weird people gracing our presence :wall:
Some classic examples this weekend:
The Saffron Risotto tasted like saffron! :duh:
My response to the waitress (to pass on to the guest) went as follows:
Yes, it's because we use real saffron costing almost 2000 pounds a kilo and not Tumeric which you use at home!!! This was followed by the obligatory cursing and giggles..
One of the best I've heard in a long time was last night. A guest said the Roast Turkey tasted like Zebra!
Through fits of giggles the waitress was given the reply:
Thanks for the feedback. I'll ensure my award winning butcher attends to this asap on Sunday and hopefully he'll start using elephant feed for next year..
What on earth possesses people to go out and eat in restaurants and behave like heathens??
More coffee please and hold the full moon!
Some classic examples this weekend:
The Saffron Risotto tasted like saffron! :duh:
My response to the waitress (to pass on to the guest) went as follows:
Yes, it's because we use real saffron costing almost 2000 pounds a kilo and not Tumeric which you use at home!!! This was followed by the obligatory cursing and giggles..
One of the best I've heard in a long time was last night. A guest said the Roast Turkey tasted like Zebra!
Through fits of giggles the waitress was given the reply:
Thanks for the feedback. I'll ensure my award winning butcher attends to this asap on Sunday and hopefully he'll start using elephant feed for next year..
What on earth possesses people to go out and eat in restaurants and behave like heathens??
More coffee please and hold the full moon!