23-02-2004, 03:10 PM
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and doughnuts. And
Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" and Woman
said, "I'll have another with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the
side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to lightly sauté the wholesome vegetables."
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, fried chicken so big it
needed its own platter and chocolate cheesecake for dessert. And Man's glucose
levels spiked through the roof.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have
to toil changing the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the
flickering light and started wearing baggy tracksuits.
Then God brought forth lean meat so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger, and said, "You want fries
with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size 'em!" And Man went into
cardiac arrest.
God sighed and gave in... creating quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created greedy pharmaceutical companies whose profits went through
the roof.
Keep in mind that this just covers the story so far. We can only imagine what
the years ahead have in store.
spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and doughnuts. And
Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" and Woman
said, "I'll have another with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the
side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to lightly sauté the wholesome vegetables."
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, fried chicken so big it
needed its own platter and chocolate cheesecake for dessert. And Man's glucose
levels spiked through the roof.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have
to toil changing the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the
flickering light and started wearing baggy tracksuits.
Then God brought forth lean meat so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger, and said, "You want fries
with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size 'em!" And Man went into
cardiac arrest.
God sighed and gave in... creating quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created greedy pharmaceutical companies whose profits went through
the roof.
Keep in mind that this just covers the story so far. We can only imagine what
the years ahead have in store.