20-02-2006, 07:42 PM
dudette Wrote:* Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
These are excellent! :crylol: This one above is my favourite. I'm so glad I'm no longer a teen girl because so many teen guys today really do look like complete idiots! :haha:
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