Irish sausage

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Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman,
walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
was Italian? Demanded the Irishman indignantly." Or, if I asked for German
Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" then, warming to his
theme, he went on: " Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I
was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya? Would Ya?"
The assistant said: "Well no".
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman
steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if
I was French?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says,
Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked
for Irish sausages?"
The assistant replied: "Because you're in :curse: Homebase