26-07-2009, 05:06 AM
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it,he is confronted by a little Chinese man, holding a
clipboard and yelling,
" You sign ! You sign !"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder,
"You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "look, you've obviously got the wrong person", and
shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the Chinese man is back with a truck load of brake pads.
He thrusts the clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is gett ing ****** off by now. He pushes the Chinese man
back shouting :
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I do not want them!" He
slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting. It is late in the afternoon and
he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, he sees the Chinese man again, thrusting a
clipboard under his nose and shouting:
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are two large trucks full of car parts.
This time Madiba loses his temper completely. He picks up the little
man by his shirt front and shouts at him:
"Look I do not want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong
name. Who do you want to give this to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says;
( In your best Chinese accent -- )
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it,he is confronted by a little Chinese man, holding a
clipboard and yelling,
" You sign ! You sign !"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder,
"You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "look, you've obviously got the wrong person", and
shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the Chinese man is back with a truck load of brake pads.
He thrusts the clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is gett ing ****** off by now. He pushes the Chinese man
back shouting :
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I do not want them!" He
slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting. It is late in the afternoon and
he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, he sees the Chinese man again, thrusting a
clipboard under his nose and shouting:
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are two large trucks full of car parts.
This time Madiba loses his temper completely. He picks up the little
man by his shirt front and shouts at him:
"Look I do not want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong
name. Who do you want to give this to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says;
( In your best Chinese accent -- )
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"