You are what you eat

[jewels]

Originally posted by Dolla
Wow! I've had my lunch and I am feeling so drowsy now. I actually remember now why I don't like eating carbs in the afternoon :haha: I just want to go to bed!

Right, does anybody have a joke to wake me up a bit?

i had my salad but i also had a boots shapers yoghurt and packet of shapers chips - so it will last me until supper time

joke? mmm
my cousin sent me this earlier

A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man f arts and says, "Five Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "it's f art Rugby."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion 7 points." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally c raps in the bed. The wife says, "What the h ell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."



hehehe