Cheffie to publish a new book about life

[Almitra]

The pantry doesn't scare me at all.. it's part of my job to go there and see what's available/ what I've forgotten to order/ how tidy it is/ see who has rearranged the goods to confuse me etc.. all part of the day's work.

Aah, all part of a day's work ...........confusion, again ........ !!!! :rofl:

[QUOTE]As for the pantry on this site.. well sooner or later I do end up there. Funnily enough a certain froot ends up steering some obscure piece of conversation that way.. and with Duckie's encouragement it goes downhill. As a polite observer of life I tend to muck in and get my hands dirty :woof:

Shifting the blame ........ :mmm: - or just going with the flow ??

Sleep deprivation is a serious thing.. as I'm far from being a morning person, it has serious consequences on my general health, wellbeing, complexion, hair extensions etc.
Not to mention my sarky nature which coupled with a serious frown, bleary eyes and gruff smoker's voice makes it somewhat intimidating. Well to my puppy at least

A dog's life - I think NOT !!!

And we have another day to look forward to.. it's near the middle of the month, half way during the week and still I've yet to get my all-over tan. I guess going on a sunbed doesn't excite me enough and can't be bothered to spray the brown look. Though I must say it's hilarious seeing some young ladies sporting the just-sprayed-orange-hand-scenario look.. whilst protesting they got their look from their last trip to Mallorca/ Ibiza/ The Canaries/ Portugal/ Nice/ Milan/ Croatia/ Brighton.. oh the list could go on.
We all know they got it from Mrs Watt's place down on the High Street which offered a 10-course deal for pre-summer great looks :duh:

Onwards and forwards..

You're sooooooo VAIN !!!!! :p

[Quote=Cheffie] I'm surprised that Mcamp hasn't come to me with some book deal/ Agent's fee thing yet. You'd have thought that a man with my interests at heart would surely do some legwork and offer the world to me. Tut tut.
Time to find new publisher.. Wigwam?

Dream on !!!