28-03-2007, 11:20 AM
gwasi Wrote:Who says is has to be London? Theres one in Manchester
Well if you drive to Manchester, park your car and walk to London [SIZE="1"](granted it might take a while.. people might think you're weird, but hey ho..
)[/SIZE] then buy your dress (naturally after such an arduous journey by foot.. with daschund-legs. .you'll probably drop another few sizes. Try not to go for size zero. Apparently you might not be noticed :wall: )[SIZE="1"][/SIZE]..Then you can catch the train back to Manchester. Or if you're feeling flush you can fly..
And finally return back to the valley with your purchases in tow. Driving will be another adventure as you will be fitter, the car smaller and the mind open to all the nuts on the road. [SIZE="1"]Write a book about your experiences..[/SIZE]
The whole journey will probably take more than a week.. it'll be an exercise holiday type thing. By then you might have found new friends/ Jobs/ more dresses to purchase and the whole process can start all over :thumbs:
