You are what you eat

[Dolla]

Originally posted by jewels
i had my salad but i also had a boots shapers yoghurt and packet of shapers chips - so it will last me until supper time

joke? mmm
my cousin sent me this earlier

A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man f arts and says, "Five Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "it's f art Rugby."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion 7 points." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally c raps in the bed. The wife says, "What the h ell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."



hehehe

:rofl: :rofl: :crylol:

Thanks. I have heard this one, but it cracks me up every time.

How the hell do you get in the mood for gym if you just want to close your eyes?!
Jewels, you are way the healthy today...

Are you off to the gym tonight?