29-12-2006, 10:05 AM
It was mealtime during a flight on WestJet
Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant
asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store but she couldn't find one
big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get
any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're
dead."
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast
as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent
the kid on his way without a ticket.
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign warned, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knew it, the bridgewas right ahead of
him and he got stuck under the bridge.
Cars backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car arrives. The cop gets out
of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant
asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store but she couldn't find one
big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get
any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're
dead."
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast
as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent
the kid on his way without a ticket.
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign warned, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knew it, the bridgewas right ahead of
him and he got stuck under the bridge.
Cars backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car arrives. The cop gets out
of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."