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It's getting that time again |
Posted by: dudette - 10-06-2006, 08:34 PM - Forum: Banter and ALL
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... June is here and usually the shops start stocking my favourite fruit - guavas. LAst year I was spoilt rotten with both of my local branches of Tesco offering them for me. ITs got to the point that not even the canned version will do any more... I WANT SOME!
cold:thanksg: <--- me
What are your cravings? :wall:
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Please HELP!! |
Posted by: Oom Rob - 10-06-2006, 03:21 AM - Forum: Your Computers, Gadgets and Software
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Help and advice appreciated.
A couple of years back when I purchased my present computer I had them install Windows XP and a good anti virus package which they did and even my receipt indicates that I paid for this. (I had my computer built at our local Computer shop who have been in business for years and have/had a very good reputation and previously I had no problems with them). Recently I noticed that flashing up on my screen was the fact that I had an illegal copy of Windows installed. I went to the shop only to find new owners - the two brothers who had the shop previously had inherited it from their dad - seven months ago the brothers locked up the shop one Saturday night and dissapeared out of the country leaving thousands of pounds debt, numerous people lost their computers that the brothers were supposed to be repairing but in actual fact had repaired them, taken them to a Car Boot on the Sunday and sold them all then they vanished!! The new owner informed me that lately he has had at least a dozen people come into the shop with the same problem I have - all paid to have Windows XP put into their computers only to now find that it was an illegal copy put on - I know I should have demanded the XP disk at the time as I paid for it, but I was too trusting.
I have now obtained a legal copy of XP and want to insert it into my computer but being a computer 'idiot' I am not sure how to go about doing so.
Can one of you kindly advise me.
Thanking you in advance.
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Did you hear about the blonde that... |
Posted by: 330kitten - 09-06-2006, 09:38 AM - Forum: Jokes Zone
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Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... |
Posted by: 330kitten - 09-06-2006, 09:36 AM - Forum: Jokes Zone
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* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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