A very Happy Birthday to you both and may you each have a wonderful day and be very spoilt.

:bday3: :bday3:

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Wishing you all a brilliant Easter


:easter:

pring:


:berry:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

May you have a wonderful birthday.

:bday3:

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night
in the home of a wealthy family.


The family was rude and refused to let the angels
stay in the mansion's guest room.


Instead the angels were given a small space in
the cold basement.


As they made their bed on the hard floor, the
older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.


When the younger angel asked why, the older angel
replied,


"Things aren't always what they seem."


The next night the pair came to rest at the house
of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his
wife.


After sharing what little food they had the couple
let the angels sleep in their bed where they could
have a good night's rest.


When the sun came up the next morning the angels
found the farmer and his wife in tears.


Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole
income, lay dead in the field.


The younger angel was infuriated and asked the
older angel how could you have let this happen?


The first man had everything, yet you helped him,
she accused.


The second family had little but was willing to
share everything, and you let the cow die.


"Things aren't always what they seem," the older
angel replied.


"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I
noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the
wall.


Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and
unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the
wall so he wouldn't find it."


"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed,
the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him
the cow instead.


Things aren't always what they seem."


Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things
don't turn out the way they should. If you have
faith, you just need to trust that every outcome
is always to your advantage. You just might not
know it until some time later...


Some people
come into our lives
and quickly go..



Some people
become friends
and stay awhile...


leaving beautiful
footprints on our
hearts...




and we are
never
quite the same
because we have
made a good
friend!!


Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!


I think this is special...live and savor every
moment... This is not a dress rehearsal!


(\ /)
( \ / )
( \()/ )
( / \ ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
( / \/ \ ) AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
/ \ SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
( ) SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
____

Hello!!!

Just a quickie.... my babygirl decided to make an early arrival. Three weeks premature, she arrived last week Tuesday weighing in at 2.9 kgs and 50 cms

She's gorgeous!!! I still cant believe she was inside me!

A very Happy Birthday to the both of you and may your respective days be very happy.

:bday2:

On this Thursday morning as we all prepare for Easter and many of us think of the weekend off or away from home for the long weekend etc and the children look forward to their Easter Eggs on Sunday, let us not forget what the true meaning of Easter is all about.

God Bless You All - have a wonderful Easter and if you are out travelling please take extra care.

I hope it's ok to place this here?

POSITIONS AVAILABLE:

Panelbeaters and spray painters wanted. Skilled or semi-skilled. Company will provide training required. Mercedes Benz experience advantageous. Must be preferably able to legally work in the UK already (or have EU passport or ancestral visa possibility).

Please contact Liam Kenny on tel 01865 880011 and say you've been referred by Farmoor Stores.

Please feel free to pass this on to South Africans/Zimbabwians/Namibians in the home country too! No chancers please - this is a prestigious company.

These positions would be in Oxford area (about 10 miles outside of Oxford towards the Cotswolds). :luck:

Have a good long weekend and drive safely.

I am sure she is very tired and may just have landed...


Hope you have a good rest today!




Welcome back :lovef: