''Yawn''

Whatever you choose to call it, it's here

May you all have a great day :jive:

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday and hope that you have a wonderful day.

:celeb: :bday3: :celeb:

Here's wishing you a very Happy Birthday and do hope you have an enjoyable day.


:bday: :db:

Jonas gaan vir die hernuwing van sy Swaarvoertuig
Bestuurderslisensie.

TOETSBEAMPTE: Goed Jonas, kom ons toets jou algemene kennis. Jy ry
teen 'n afdraend af. Voor jou is 'n ander vragmotor, wat jy wil verby
gaan. Wat doen jy ?

JONAS: Is reg, Morena. Ek kyk hom die left mirror, die pad is skoon.
Ek kyk hom die right mirror, die pad is skoon. Ek slaan die indicator,
trap die petrol, kom buitekant, ek gaan verby.

TOETSBEAMPTE: Toe jy nou so besig is om verby te gaan, kom daar 'n
ander vragmotor van voor af. Wat doen jy ?

JONAS : Isnie mulatto nie, Morena. Weer ek check die left mirror, es
skoon, kyk hom die right mirror, es skoon. Sit hom die indicator to
the left, vang bietie briek, dan steek ek die neus agter die ander lorry in.


TOETSBEAMPTE: Raait, maar toe jy nou in die spieel kyk, het 'n ander
trok van agter die gaping toegemaak. Wat maak jy nou ?

JONAS: Dan maak ek mar Piet wakker.

TOETSBEAMPTE : Nou hoekom wil jy vir Piet wakker maak.

JONAS: Ou Morena, ek dink nie Piet hy het al so moerse ongeluk gasien nie. :yikes:

New Zealand collapsed to the brink of defeat to South Africa in the first Test on a miserable fourth morning.

It took them half an


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4918328.stm

Richard Bloom , in ( supposedly : "quite safe" ? ) Cape Town , nog !
What murderous savagery !
HomeComingRevolution , indeed ?
Fast-forward to 2010 , when many a thousand of naive , politically-correct enthusiastic footie tourists get to experience the harsher realities of how to live ( and die ) in sunny S.A....

Goodmorning everyone! :am:

Hope everyone had a good Easter Weekend.

:luck: for the rest of the week, and have a happy one!

I still do not know how to make my photos smaller...

Can anyone please explain to me in the most simplest of terms?


:duh: :luck: :duh:

I found this recipe for cookies/biscuits and it says that I will get 100 cookies out of this recipe. I need 100 you see.....

Well.... I only got 30 cookies out of this famous chef's recipe! They would have been as big as smarties if I was to get 100.... I promise!

This is not the first time it happened... :duh:

:jive: