The Second Brain Teasers thread

[Jangar]

Here's the; non-modified, original-flavoured-formula, non-preservative superduper thread back in action

But before you answer please read the following disclaimer :haha:

[Jangar]

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real
persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not
included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other
warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not
an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use
only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult
your physician. No user serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on
carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the
ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of
agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases
look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may
fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For
office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver
without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no
forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect,
incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure
to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write
below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check
is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized
for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without
admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families
are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must
be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment
may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check
here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time
zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at
least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this
product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer
than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is
a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, tear or mutilate. No transfers issued
until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your
mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices applicable.
This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent of
whoever I took / borrowed / stole it from.

[Jangar]

Now to the serious stuff: ( :jester: )

ALPHABET SOUP

The 15 letters below can be anagrammed into a familiar location in every supermarket.


C C C E E H K N O O R T T U U

[dudette]

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real
persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not
included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other
warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not
an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use
only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult
your physician. No user serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on
carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the
ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of
agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases
look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may
fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For
office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver
without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no
forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect,
incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure
to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write
below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check
is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized
for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without
admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families
are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must
be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment
may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check
here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time
zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at
least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this
product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer
than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is
a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, tear or mutilate. No transfers issued
until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your
mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices applicable.
This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent of
whoever I took / borrowed / stole it from.

:read:


You typed all that out? hauw! :yikes: :tired:

:rofl:

[dudette]

How can the CHECKOUT COUNTER be the fave spot? That's the point where your bank account gets emptied? :haha:

[Jangar]

:read:


You typed all that out? hauw! :yikes: :tired:

:rofl:

Copy and paste is a wonderful thing :cheeky:

[Jangar]

How can the CHECKOUT COUNTER be the fave spot? That's the point where your bank account gets emptied? :haha:

:thumbs:

What two words, formed from different arrangements of the same eight letters, can be used to complete the sentence below?

The politicianÂ’s wife was his major liability. She was _________ on and on and _________ secrets she should not have told.

(050604)

[Ade]

How can the CHECKOUT COUNTER be the fave spot? That's the point where your bank account gets emptied? :haha:

rtq (read the question!) - familiar does not = favourite !!

[dudette]

rtq (read the question!) - familiar does not = favourite !!

That comes from being too busy to rtq in the first place

Yes, the checkout counter is an all too familiar location for me! :haha:

[Jangar]

:thumbs:

What two words, formed from different arrangements of the same eight letters, can be used to complete the sentence below?

The politicianÂ’s wife was his major liability. She was _________ on and on and _________ secrets she should not have told.

(050604)

No guesses ?