10: The adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

9: Anita, no te rajes!

8: Inocente de ti

7: Without a trace

6: CSI Crime Scene Investigation

5: The Simpsons

4: Te voy a ensenar a querer

3: Desperate Housewives

2: Lost

1: CSI: Miami

Source http://www.sgb.se

So how many of these do you know / watch / watch regularly / wouldn't miss for the world ? :haha:

I rarely watch The Simpsons (if there is nothing else on TV, and the boards are dead and I don't have a book to read) and I wouldn't want to miss an episode of Lost....

Hello there everyone, so good to be back on global!!!! Hope you are all well. I am happilly settled in Cape Town and now am the proud owner of my own coffee shop!! It is in a big tile showroom in Paarden Eiland which is an industrial area. I rent space in the showroom. Will send photo's soon xx

Will the players be sleeping on the streets or staying in hotels?

Thinks this was on before - very funny some of them.



Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai

Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie

Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer

Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

Window - What you shut when it's cold

Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

Byte - What mosquitoes do

Bit - What mosquitoes did

Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the dam do

Chip - A bar snack

Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

Modem - What you did to the lawns

Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife

Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers

Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

Mainframe - What holds the shed up

Web - What spiders make

Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)

Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot

Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go

Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go

Upgrade - A steep hill

Server - The person at the pub that brings out the lunch

Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch

User - The neighbor t hat keeps borrowing things

Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

Online - When you get the laundry hung out

Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up

What do you think?

World's best joke
Two New Jersey hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The hunter's voice comes back on the line. "OK, now what?"

Best British joke
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You tell him off, I'll hold your monkey."

Top joke in England
Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One sarts to insult the other. He screams: "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other weasel will say. The first again yells: "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says: "Go home dad, you're drunk."

Source: British Association for the Advancement of Science LaughLab survey

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Good morning..... good morning!

The unny: is not shining very bright today.... and it is a lot cooler already.

Have a great day all!!

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Happy Birthday Double Trouble

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may you have a wonderful day and a further great year

:thumbs:

Ok, I am confused.

I was born in the UK and was there until the age 0f 3, when my parents came back to South Africa.
My parents then acquired Citizenship for me in South Africa, and I now hold a South African Passport, and ID and tax number etc.
I also hold my British passport (or did until a year ago, as my 10 year British passport expired last year).

I have never travelled on my UK passport, and have recently started working in New Zealand, after acquiring a work visa and permit, which was stamped in my SA passport.

I would now like to look for jobs in the UK and gain employment there. Obviously the best option would be to renew my British passport and utilise that to gain work and move to the UK, as this will ommit me having to obtain Visas etc.

My confusion is how do I renew my British passport and still keep my South African passport and thereby hold dual citizenship. My main reason for wanting to keep my SA passport is incase I want to return to SA, and also that I have a wife and 2 kids who are SA citizens by birth, and still have family in SA whom we will surely visit ever so often.

Now I never applied for Dual Citizenship to SA as I was never aware of this, and being only 28 now, my last UK passport was issued when I was 17 years old.

As you can see I was born in 1977, and therefore can still hold my UK passport and claim birth rights to the UK.

Anyone have any information on what I need to do to keep both my passports and to renew my UK passport as soon as possible. And also would I get a normal UK passport or would I now get the newer UK passports?

Thanks in advance.

Regards
Popeye

According to Aftonbladet.se these are the top 5 beaches in the world:

5: El matador - USA

4: Manele Bay - Hawaii

3: Seignosse - France

2: Folegandros - Greece

And believe it or not the top spot goes to.....

Newquay - England

Is this a :haha: or a :yikes: ? :p

Good morning from a very wet Denmark! :rainy: I hope you all had a great weekend? Did anyone do anything exciting?

Have a fabulous week! :thumbs: