Wishing you a very Happy Birthday and do hope that you have an enjoyable day.

:bday:

Derby - A man is so sick of his mother-in-law he is selling her on eBay.

Steve Owen, 42, published a photo of 50-year-old Caroline Allen under "Collectables And Weird Stuff" on the internet auction site - describing her as "used".


http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...415352A551

By Fiona Gounden

The illicit drug business is booming in Durban, allegedly with the help of crooked cops.

The use of the deadly drug "sugars", in particular, is spreading rapidly through the city and the province, and the "co-operation" between drug dealers and corrupt police members has reached the point where the chief public prosecutor at the Chatsworth magistrate's court says she does not trust any information received from any member of the local South African Police Service.


http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...197C954238

By Lenore Oliver, Bulelani Phillip and Linda Daniels

In a dramatic purge, Cape Town's new Democratic Alliance-dominated city administration on Friday gave political appointees of the previous African National Congress council two hours to vacate their offices.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...958C105621

Cairo - A third person has died from bird flu in Egypt, Nigeria has reported the southward spread of the disease and Britain has confirmed its first case of the deadly H5N1 strain.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...583C912760

By Jean-Louis Santini

Washington - Lost for almost 1 700 years, a manuscript entitled Gospel of Judas is putting a new spin on the case of the biblical bad guy, maintaining that Jesus actually asked disciple Judas to betray him.


http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...823C501791

Good morning from a very soggy Denmark. :rainy: I hope you all have a brilliant day, whether you are working or enjoying time off. :jive:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Was given this recipe by a barman in a pub called What the Dickens in Onrus. Will be trying it out soon!!!!

origanum 15ml
Black Pepper 5ml
Sea salt 5ml
Fresh Chilli 5ml
Eggs 2 per 200grams of mince
Bran 250 grams
Quality port 500ml
Mince 800grams

Mix and make into balls

Add two chopped cloves garlic and mix again

Sauce
10 chopped cloves garlic
hot chutney to taste
200 ml tomato sauce

Marinade for 12 hours

Then add 200 ml fresh cream

Get Cabbage leaves and sprinkle with salt
Add one chopped clove of Garlic to each leaf

Put the meat balls into cabbage and put them into the oven (120F) for 2 hours

Mix two chopped cloves garlic with cup of Port and pour over the balls

Make rice or mash, put it on top add sweet carrots and peas on top

Heat for 15 minutes on 240 F

Add slivers of cheddar cheese to taste and serve

Good afternoon, everyone! I hope you all have a good day & enjoy your weekend. Anyone doing anything exciting? :braai: